Seasons upon us: Volume 1

22 Aug

Originally posted: 18 December 2018

With the festive season arriving, there will be singing and cheer for all. But why should the shepherds and reindeer get all the good songs.

Use these Drupal based verses to common Carols to make everyone say “wait, what did you say?”

The 12 days of Drupal Development

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love gave to me:

Twelve arrays arraying,

Eleven BigPipe’s piping,

Ten issues queueing,

Nine containers containing,

Eight clouds computing,

Seven browsers rendering,

Six fields a-fielding,

Five DRUPALGEDDONS,

Four nested objects,

Three breakpoints,

Two pull requests,

And an unexpected comma on line thirty-three.

So,

You better watch out, you better not cry,

Better not use Windows, I'm telling you why,

GovCMS8 is comin' to town.

He's making a Container and checking it twice,

Gonna find out what modules are naughty and nice,

GovCMS8 is comin' to town.

He sees you when you're codin',

He knows if you're a flake,

He knows if you've run Behat or not,

So test your code for goodness sake.

Dashing through the code,

In an open-source IDE,

Past the fields we go,

Coding all the way,

Bells on Debug ring,

Making websites crash,

What fun it is to re-write code on a public holiday.